water safety, bradi bear, taylor king law

Momma says I'm a "full bred golden," but I'm not totally convinced.

If you ask me I think I've got some fish in my blood. I LOVE the water. Sprinklers, puddles, and (shallow) lakes are always calling my name: "Bradi Bear, come splash in me," they say. It's the truth.

Now baths...those are a different story. But the great outdoor's water supply? I just can't get enough. 

I actually discovered recreational water during a call of duty.

Let me tell you MY version of the story, because apparently, it differs SLIGHTLY from Momma's.  She is always forgetting details.

So, my first experience with water (outside of a bath) was a trip to the lake. Now you can see why I was a little wary of what appeared to me to be a GIANT (greenish) bath.

My suspicions grew when Momma strapped a bright orange life jacket on me. Why did I need a floatation device? WHAT WAS SHE PLANNING?

We finally hopped on a speed boat, and everything improved. If you can believe it, it was 10 times better than riding in the car with the windows down! I was beginning to think this whole "lake" thing was going to be alright...UNTIL the boat stopped.

Noodles and more life jackets appeared from nowhere. Everyone started moving around and rocking the boat. Then the unimaginable happened.

People actually JUMPED INTO that green abyss.

I was so frantic! People were safe and sound one minute, then the next - gone!

Nobody seemed to notice the drastic change of events, so I knew it was up to me to save them all. I conjured up all my pup courage and ran to the rescue! With one heroic jump I plunged into the water after the first distressed passenger. I tried running towards them, but my little pup legs couldn't find any solid surface. I kicked and kicked and realized that was doing the trick (yes, if you're wondering, I am a completely self-taught swimmer). I think I'm the reason they've coined the term "doggie paddle"- maybe you've heard of it. 

I quickly U-turned and showed off my new skill all the way back to the boat. Thankfully, the others caught onto my technique and followed my lead. ALL WAS WELL. They all thanked me later for saving them...with belly rubs.

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