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How’s it going, everyone? As you already know, I’m a dog of MANY talents: I write my own songs (see Bradi Bear’s Dog Park Ode for proof) and star in commercials. I balance working at a law office AND keeping up a social life at the park.

SHOOT, people - I have my own blog, and I am only three years old! Anyways I’m telling you all of this because I have recently discovered yet another talent of mine…. I’m a pretty funny comedian. Don’t believe me? I’ll share a few jokes. Get ready to actually LOL…

Q: What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?
A: A tyrannosaurus wreck.

Q: What kind of cars to cats drive?
A: Catillacs

Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the “barking” lot!

Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?
A: He made an illegal ewe turn.

Q: What kind of snakes are found on cars?
A: Windshield Vipers

Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!

Q: What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A: A car only has one horn

Q: What’s the fastest dog in the world?
A: A Labraghini

Q: What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
A: It gets toad.

Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
A: car-pet

For more fun reads like this one, check out some of my other blogs!

Bradi Bear's Cookbook Recipes for Sweet Treats and Safe Driving

Bradi Bear's Christmas Carol Remix

 

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